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Ada kalanya Allah memberikan kesenangan kepada kita bukan untuk menyenangkan kita, tetapi supaya kita dapat menjadi orang yang menyenangkan orang lain....semoga saya mampu menyenangkan anda ketika di teratak ini...

Monday, September 17, 2007

READ BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURE

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband,wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience.

His son wanted a pic of his mum and dad in all their gear so got
the under water camera on the go. When it came to taking the pic the
dad realized that the son look like he was panicking as he took it and
gave the "OK" hand sign to see if he was alright.

The son took the pic and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely sh1tting himself.

When the parents asked why he said "there was a shark behind you" and
the dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn't believe him if he told them what it was.As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the laptop and this is what they saw.







Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your entire digestive system right at the point you saw it) Would you have stayed to take the picture??





Niezam Phg says..

Mungkin jerung tu tumpang nak bergambar jek... jika anda yang berada di situ mcm mana?


credit to mas1602@yahoo.com

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Tersalah cetak ker????




Niezam Phg says..

Anda mungkin mempunyai pendapat yang tersendiri mengenai gambar di atas. jangan lupa tinggalkan pendapat anda di ruangan komen dan menjadi sebahagian dari 'tukang kata' di teratak nie...sekian


credit to mscrystal69@yahoo.com

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Sunday, May 13, 2007

Bapak segala ikan keli.......









Niezam Phg says.....

Rasanya bukan selalu kita dapat melihat ikan seperti ini.besar betul...tapi jika di buat gulai pun saya rasa tidak sesedap mana sebab ikan tu macam dah expired.agak agaknya berapalah usia ikan tu yer....

cresits to kuyahrock@yahoo.co.uk

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Sunday, May 06, 2007

Keajaipan kelapan terdapat di negara kita.kenapa? tak percaya yer?













Niezam Phg says....

Tak sangka betul dalam keadaan yang tak semenggah begitu pun masih mampu mengiring arus jalanraya.jika pencipta kereta jepun itu datang ke malaysia.mau pengsan dia memikirkan daya tahan kereta buatannya. apa pun Malaysia truly Asia....." jika kau fikirkan kau boleh...kau hampir boleh melakukan".......inilah dia semangat malaysia bolehhhhh.....

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Bertudung tapi Berfesyen moden?????







Niezam Phg says...

Manusia sekarang nie pelik. apa yang orang tengok pelik dia pulak rasa nampak cantik...fikir fikir kan..

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