Jokes .....18 sx
You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me, the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car.I
noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.With great compassion I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain weight; the poor little thing practically devoured them."
"Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to take a shower. While she was showering,I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because
I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes,she asks me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
Niezam Phg says....
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